Serum Awesome Level

Man, pharmacists are awesome.
I wanna keep mine in a small jar to carry around with me so I can have a voice that tells me what PBS quantities and strengths my meds come in without me looking them up.
But I'd poke air holes in the lid, of course. I'm not uncivilized like Poco.

Or my pharmacist is awesome anyway (Ann). I called her that to her face once; and by that I mean 'my pharmacist', not 'awesome' (I wouldn't do the latter cos in general we are forever locked in a friendly but don't-get-caught-in-the-crossfire-or-your-nosehairs-will-be-singed insult fest).
I was getting some meds sorted with her when I stepped away for a moment and Samantha the Endo RMO grabbed a quick consult with Ann.
I came back and was like 'HEYYY! YOU STOLE MY PHARMACIST!'
to which Sam replied with 'BLEAGH!' :P
and Ann responded with 'YOUR pharmacist?!' o_O
and I just went 'LITERALLY Owned!' :D

Ann later went off to rant about how cheeky I was, and said it was 'almost' a compliment.
Hah! Liessss. She was chuffed.

She described me thus to her intern Jenny:
'Kah Heng is the doctor with the ear full of earrings, funky hair, and funky clothes. I haven't introduced you to him yet because he's like, WTF batshit insane. He will be wearing black today.'
My response to this was 'YOU'LL MISS ME WHEN I'M GONE.'
For the record, on that day I wore teal (yes, I know it's gay that I even know the name of that colour let alone wore it) and I was like 'HAH, ANN! HAHHHH'.
Also, unlike the dull monochromatic boring garden snail Ann was making me out to be, I have a large variety of clothing colour options such as black with grey stripes and grey with black stripes. Lies, Ann!

But anyway I finished Internal Medicine last week and have since started on Surgery. The patient load went from 50 to 3. We finished our ward work in about 12.7 seconds or some shit. So I wandered downstairs to see what everyone was up to back in my old stomping grounds.

Ann was in the nurse's office with Jenny, sorting out a pile of about 957 med charts, looking obviously frustrated and more than a little like it was a shit day.
I opened with 'Whazzupppppppp.' (because after years of sleep deprivation and alcohol in med school, that's what my conversational skill now amounts to)
'Oh it's you!'
'You look like you're having a bad day.'
She nodded. 'Come back!' :(
'Huh?'
'I want you guys back.' she said sadly.
At this point I was like 'Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! That's schoooo schweeeetttt!'
(but I didn't say it out loud, cos that would be gay. The teal thing was gay enough)

So instead I gave her a piece of gum, rubbed it in her face that I had nothing to do except surf Facebook, listen to music, chew gum, sip coffee, and fill out nonsensical orders on pathology forms (at the SAME TIME omgwtf), then went downstairs to the lounge to get more coffee.
Lulz.

The End.

If you are now thinking that I have wasted 10 minutes of your life with that ridiculously pointless blurb, THEN YOU ARE RIGHT, AND FOR THAT YOU WIN A YELLOW TOENAIL CLIPPING.

PS: I swear, Alex is a small clone of Sam. Sam has a cloning vat somewhere. She is producing small clones of herself to take over the hospital with. Soon, we will be overrun with small Sams. Or 'Alexs', as they call themselves. And they will do Sam-ish things like steal all the pharmacists and make phone calls to male strippers and smack innocent doctors on their backs with patient lists. Intolerable! THEY MUST BE STOPPED.
No wait!
WHAT IF SAM WAS A LARGE CLONE OF ALEX?! OMGWTF MY MIND IS BLOWN.
I have to go check myself into acute mental health services now. Kthxbai.

PPS: Alex is short for Alexandra, just as Sam is short for Samantha. Coincidence?
I THINK NOT.
Also, 3 + 4 is the same as 4 + 3!!! The significance of this will become clear to you in time.