Beer Dare Fridays Part 2

Me: Hey Margit!

Margit: Whazzup!

Me: Do you know what you're doing next Friday?

Margit: Yes, I'm going to Magnetic Island!

Me: Not that!

Margit: ?

Me: That other much more important thing!

Margit: Hmmmm..... Oh my dare?!

Me: Yes! FOR A BEER: You will wear a blue glove ON YOUR EAR for one hour. When asked about it, you will reply thusly; 'I AM DOING RESEARCH ON THE MATING RITUALS OF EARWIGS.'

Margit: WAT.

Me: Yesssssss!

Margit: Nuh-uhhhhhh!

Me: DO ITTTTT. EARWIGSSSSSS

Margit: Nowai!

Me: You know you want that beer!

Margit: Yeah, but I have to want the beer more than I Don't want to do the dare!

Me: Nonsense! I didn't want a beer more than I Didn't want to wheel myself to EMU! But I did it, cos I am awesome! Are you awesome, Margit?

Margit: Not that awesome, I'm not.

Me: Dammit.

*A few days later:*

Me: Ok how's this? FOR A BEER: You will carry around a urine specimen bottle filled with lemonade and a faeces specimen bottle, BOTH WITH YOUR NAME ON THEM. When asked about it, you will look VERY MYSTERIOUS and reply with 'JUST IN CASE.'

Margit: OMG.

Me: FOR THE BEER, MARGIT! FOR THE BEEEEERRRRRRR

Margit: Alrightttt fineeeee

Me: Muahahahhahahaha!

*Friday:*

Me: Here ya go! *Hands over specimen bottles*

Margit: :'(

Me: FOR THE BEER!

Margit: I change my mind.

Me: YOU CAN'T CHANGE YOUR MIND ON THE DAY OF THE BEER DARE!

Margit: *Runs away*

Me: Grrr rawr! *Leaves bottles in Doctor's office in plain sight* HEY EVERYONE! LOOK WHAT MARGIT DID!