Beer Dare Fridays

Internal Medicine Team B (B stands for BEST) is in the doctor's office preparing a handover list for the weekend. As usual, there aren't enough chairs.

Kah Heng: We should get some of the Occupational Therapy stuff to sit on!

Margit: Let's do it. *Grabs a walker-stool*

Kah Heng: *Grabs a wheelchair.*

Margit: Pssst. I dare you to wheel yourself to the Emergency Medical Unit.

Kah Heng: Oooooooh. What do I get for doing it?

Margit: I'll buy you a beer!

Kah Heng: It is onnnnnnnn. Get your purse ready, sister! *Wheel-wheel-wheel*

Margit: LOL

Kah Heng: This is funnnnn.... but more tiring than I thought. Ok. Gotta keep a straight face. Gotta look sad and serious.

Margit: Soooo... what happened to your legs?

Kah Heng: *Sniff*... I was.... snowboarding.... AND I TRIPPED OVER A HIPPO!

Margit: LOLWTF

We pass various nurses, doctors, and other staff on the way. They give me some strange looks. Some of pity, some of confusion as to whether or not I really need a wheelchair, or whether I'm just being a jackass. Some just avert their eyes. We get to the EMU ward. A nurse pushing a bed is unsure whether to move it out of the way for me, but I quickly wheel myself backwards to clear a path. The EMU nurses pretend that a crippled doctor is something they see every day. I wheel myself into the EMU doctor's office.

Kristen: WTF?

Kah Heng: Wooohooo! I have earned myself a beer!

Kristen: I wish I was on Team B. You guys seem to have so much fun.

Kah Heng: Thaaaaatt'sss right. B for BEST, baby!

Van Quynh: Why are you in a wheelchair?!

Kah Heng: BECAUSE I'M SICK! *sob sob*

Van Quynh: (-_-")



And after much alcohol, we decided that night that Beer Dare Fridays will now become a time-honoured ancient and sacred tradition.

Stay tuned for Margit's dare next week!