Yet Another Long Drawn-out Day in the Life of a Mad Student

Med Team 3A standing around looking bleary-eyed...

Kevin (Registrar): Ok, we'll start in Ward 9B South.

Meghan (Resident 2): *Dismay, looks at stack of 9B North charts she just meticulously picked out* Ok... You know what, I'm going to HIDE all of these somewhere.

Dietician who overheard: *LOL!*

Kevin: Just bring them with us.

Meghan: Are you serious? *Looks at stack of charts half as tall as she is* Nah, I think I'll leave em here.

Kevin: There's no way they'll still be here when we get back! They'll be dispersed, back in the racks, or just plain disapppeared.

Meghan: Sigh. I know. But I gotta try it.

Later...

Charts: *Are missing*

Team 3A: Sigh...

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Dr. O'Sullivan (Consultant 2): *Serious discussion about patient*... Bla Bla?

Kevin: *Serious discussion about patient* Yadda yadda!

Meghan: *Is bored*

Me: *Is bored*

Bridget (Resident 1): *Is bored*

Time: *Goes by. So slowly.*

Me: *Looks at drawing of abdomen in progress notes of chart Meghan is holding. Reaches over and adds a belly-button to the sketch*

Meghan: *Tries not to burst out laughing*

Dr. O'Sullivan: ???

Kevin: ?

Me: *Looks away innocently*

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Bridget: It's almost time for Grand Rounds!

Meghan: Grand Rounds!

Me: Grand Rounds!

Bridget: Can we go?!

Me: Please please?

Bridget: There's free lunch!

Dr. O'Sullivan: Yes yes, go on.

Me + Bridget + Meghan: YAY! *Go to Grand Rounds*

Grand Rounds Lunch: *Is finished*

Me + Bridget + Meghan: #&^#^%&*%^@#$@%">%#&^#^%&*%^@#$@%

Me: *Pathetically munches on garnishings.*

Meghan: You're DESPERATE, aren't you?

Me: *Nods sadly* Normally I don't even eat veggies. I'm almost purely carnivorous.

Bridget + Meghan: *Go off to buy lunch*

Me: *Munches on more garnishings, crying silently.*

Violin: *Plays in background.*