The Day I Look Forward to Going to the Hospital

Was, until recently, equivalent to 'The Day When Hell Freezes Over', or 'The Day When Patient Chart Pages Spontaneously Turn Into $100 Bills', but is now equivalent to 'Tomorrow'; seeing as 'Tomorrow' is currently equivalent to 'The Day When I See Super Hot Nursing Student Again After a Long Weekend of Not Being Able to Admire Her Many Qualities'.

It's going to be the best Monday ever. Oh yes.