IT'S COMING!

HALP PLOX IT COMING TO KEEL MEEH!

I know not why, but I know nought. T_T

Three days to go.

Ahhh, vodka green apple... thou surely art the drink of Kings!

best drink ever and my face is damn red haha burp
shit i look slightly insane

Oh Bestie, to Pierce or Not to Pierce?

- VoiD - there's a kiss on my cheek, and it burns, so I leave it there... says (1:37 AM):
bestie... should i pierce my ear

- VoiD - there's a kiss on my cheek, and it burns, so I leave it there... says (1:37 AM):
thinking of doing it

- VoiD - there's a kiss on my cheek, and it burns, so I leave it there... says (1:37 AM):
haha

- VoiD - there's a kiss on my cheek, and it burns, so I leave it there... says (1:37 AM):
now

? says (1:38 AM):
noo

? says (1:39 AM):
bestie should pierce a bull ring

- VoiD - there's a kiss on my cheek, and it burns, so I leave it there... says (1:39 AM):
=(

- VoiD - there's a kiss on my cheek, and it burns, so I leave it there... says (1:39 AM):
i'm serious bestie

- VoiD - there's a kiss on my cheek, and it burns, so I leave it there... says (1:39 AM):
stop kidding round!

? says (1:39 AM):
haha sorry bestie =(

? says (1:39 AM):
me bad bestie

? says (1:39 AM):
*slaps myself*

? says (1:39 AM):
piak piak piak

- VoiD - there's a kiss on my cheek, and it burns, so I leave it there... says (1:39 AM):
i've got a syringe needle and alcohol swabs

- VoiD - there's a kiss on my cheek, and it burns, so I leave it there... says (1:39 AM):
and ice cubes

? says (1:39 AM):
i thought bestie;s ear was alr pierced

? says (1:39 AM):
no?

- VoiD - there's a kiss on my cheek, and it burns, so I leave it there... says (1:39 AM):
thinking whether to do it

- VoiD - there's a kiss on my cheek, and it burns, so I leave it there... says (1:39 AM):
i have two

? says (1:40 AM):
pierce it yourself??

- VoiD - there's a kiss on my cheek, and it burns, so I leave it there... says (1:40 AM):
thinking whether to do a third one now myself

- VoiD - there's a kiss on my cheek, and it burns, so I leave it there... says (1:40 AM):
yes

? says (1:40 AM):
pierce ur bely button bestie

- VoiD - there's a kiss on my cheek, and it burns, so I leave it there... says (1:40 AM):
.......

? says (1:40 AM):
thats really hot

- VoiD - there's a kiss on my cheek, and it burns, so I leave it there... says (1:40 AM):
bestieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

- VoiD - there's a kiss on my cheek, and it burns, so I leave it there... says (1:40 AM):
gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

? says (1:40 AM):
yes my darling bestie?

? says (1:40 AM):
dont get mad at your bestie please =(

- VoiD - there's a kiss on my cheek, and it burns, so I leave it there... says (1:40 AM):
darling bestie is asking darling bestie a serious questionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

? says (1:40 AM):
*slaps myself even harder*

? says (1:40 AM):
but bestie's answering honestly

- VoiD - there's a kiss on my cheek, and it burns, so I leave it there... says (1:41 AM):
bleagh... bestie don't wanna ask bestie for advice no more

? says (1:41 AM):
whyyy

? says (1:42 AM):
but bestie's giving good advice =(

- VoiD - there's a kiss on my cheek, and it burns, so I leave it there... says (1:42 AM):
no, bestie is just messing with bestie even though bestie is seriously asking for bestie's opinion

- VoiD - there's a kiss on my cheek, and it burns, so I leave it there... says (1:42 AM):
bestie sad.

? says (1:48 AM):
noO!!

? says (1:48 AM):
bestie was trying to make bestie happy

? says (1:48 AM):
oh nooo

? says (1:48 AM):
what have i done

? says (1:48 AM):
i must be the unbestiest bestie in the world

? says (1:48 AM):
=(

- VoiD - there's a kiss on my cheek, and it burns, so I leave it there... says (1:50 AM):
bestie gonna pierce his ear soon... bestie was gonna let bestie watch on webcam but bestie changed his mind.. hmpf

Yes, yes... I know the cute-speak completely overwrites the machoness of piercing your own ear but she talks like that to me ALL THE TIME. I cracked and now I talk like that to her too. So sue me.

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Here's the equipment. Pictured here are ice cubes (for anaesthesia), a syringe needle (the piercing), alcohol swabs (disinfection), tissue paper (for dabbing), and a drug company rubber ducky (to brace the ear against and push the needle into; people usually use a potato slice)
Hey, part of the perks of being a med student is the ease of access to medical supplies, right?
Not pictured here but also used were 2 mirrors, a piercing gun's stud needle, and Hee How the helpful half-naked housemate from hell.


And voila; the results.


Yes, that's a bit of blood round the new piercing.

And yes, I know I need a haircut.

Tadaa! You got to see someone stab themself in the face over the internet... almost.

Felony = Punishment!

This should teach the housemate not to park illegally! Hah!

The Age-Old Question

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the ice-cream parlour, the war begins anew.

» ŧ έ ŋ « says (12:01 AM):
good night then

» ŧ έ ŋ « says (12:01 AM):
sweetest dreams you .

» ŧ έ ŋ « says (12:01 AM):
of chocolate ice creams

» ŧ έ ŋ « says (12:01 AM):
yummmyyeeeee

- VoiD - BOOM-DE-YADDA! says (12:01 AM):
VANILLAAAAAAAA

- VoiD - BOOM-DE-YADDA! says (12:01 AM):
CLEARLY SUPERIOR

» ŧ έ ŋ « says (12:02 AM):
inferiour you mean

- VoiD - BOOM-DE-YADDA! says (12:04 AM):
you spelt inferior wrong which absolutely proves how clearly superior vanilla is to chocolate fullstop gg no rematch plskthxbai

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Oh, and for the curious... the rest of the conversation went...


» ŧ έ ŋ « says (12:07 AM):
ώ н ł ז - и ï × - lonely hedgehog says:
and tell him im not talking to him cos he ignored me

- VoiD - BOOM-DE-YADDA! says (12:08 AM):
whattttt

- VoiD - BOOM-DE-YADDA! says (12:08 AM):
she totally ignored me ok

- VoiD - BOOM-DE-YADDA! says (12:08 AM):
i msged her and nudged her and drew nice cartoons for her and sent her flowers and diamonds too

- VoiD - BOOM-DE-YADDA! says (12:09 AM):
bah, liessss

» ŧ έ ŋ « says (12:09 AM):
aiyah you two

» ŧ έ ŋ « says (12:09 AM):
like small kids

» ŧ έ ŋ « says (12:09 AM):
making me middle man

» ŧ έ ŋ « says (12:09 AM):
no cool


Doesn't Ten-ni sound old (and male) here? Bwahahaha!

I Love the World!

The World is just... AWESOME!

BOOM-DE-YADDA, BOOM-DE-YADDA, BOOM-DE-YADDA, BOOM-DE-YADDA!

The Final Flight of the Windsorian Needle Jockey of Arana Hills

"Did I pass?"

"You had a bit of a slow start, but you really turned it around and came all the way up after that. So yes. Absolutely."




And that was that.
I'm going to miss my time at Arana Hills Medical Centre.
Though immensely stressful, it was also extremely gratifying and enlightening.

What's important is that I caught a glimpse of where I am, as well as where I want to be.
Corny as it may sound; for now at least, Dr. Neil Hearnden is the Dr. Cox to my J.D. - the kind of doctor I can only pray I will be someday.


Oh, and before I forget...
*MEDICAL STUDENT SECRET OMEGA VICTORY DANCE OF VICTORINESS*